When daughter Lise was here at Thanksgiving, we bought look-alike tops. They were made of extremely soft polyester, rather fuzzy and quite warm. Since it wasn’t particularly cold at the time, I don’t think she wore hers here. I wore mine a week or so ago and noticed that it had a tendency to creep upwards. I pulled at it all day long. Thinking it would have been cured in the washing machine, I put it on again this morning before walking. Whoa! Big mistake! After chatting with neighbor Marla at the quarter point of my walk, I realized the top had decided to slither up. There were two other layers on top – a sweater and a windbreaker. How bad could it get? I trotted off downhill to the stream. I should realize by now that when I ask myself a question, I should wait for a considered opinion.
The top was bunching up as I passed the cafe. I was acutely aware that neighbors Shawn and Bob might be inside having breakfast. They spoke to me as they passed in their vehicles, and they turned into the cafe parking lot. I hoped they were in the hardware area instead of the cafe if my top was going to embarrass me. Shame would be bad enough before strangers, but please! not dear neighbors! I would have given anything to pull that top down, because I was beginning to feel like the Michelin Man, with lumpy spare tires gathering momentum around my middle.
Years ago one could feel safe pulling at clothes when no one was looking. Now? There could be hidden security cameras recording your every move. I crossed the highway and passed the fire station. Two men and a woman were examining a pickup truck in the parking lot, possibly considering a purchase. Surely the hefty truck would hold their interest while I walked by.
As I huffed and puffed up the steep hill, I longed to take off the windbreaker. Air! Air! In front of Marla’s house, off came the windbreaker. The top had bunched up and was trying to wave at all the cars from the neck of the sweatshirt. I reasoned that as long as I kept my arms down, the slithery top could not possibly creep over my head. When not picking my way through two icy patches, I let my hands check the hem of the sweatshirt from time to time. Thank heavens it seemed firmly anchored to the jeans, well below the danger line. Our front door never looked so inviting! I rushed through it and sagged with relief that I had made it home without exposing more than hand and facial skin.
Would you agree that worry alone should have burned more calories than usual?
You’ll have to take up wearing braces (suspenders) to anchor it in place Anne. You can slip a piece in each part of the braces before you attach it to your waistband. No more cold draughts about the tummy then.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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Thanks for the tip, David. Your hugs would have to be huge to get around me and my bunched-up top.
xxx expansion hugs xxx
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Definitely burned more calories. I hate tops like that. They usually get donated to some poor unsuspecting soul.
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I’m waiting for someone to suggest sewing weights in the hem. That would burn more calories, too.
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That sounds like work! 🙂
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Yes! Heavy work!
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Anne
I laughed when I read about your adventures with your top. Did you feel chilly when the top moved up ?
Sometimes I wear two layers of leggings to keep warm. This is a mistake as I have found.
If one of the layers is coming down undone, I am unable to feel it because of the second layer. I only know it when the one is lying at my feet and in public I have to bend over to pull it up.
Susie
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Your situation is much worse than mine. I wish I had a video to illustrate your plight.
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It happened as I was getting out of church on a wintry morning. I feel extra cold usually so I had two layers of trousers. The outer one fell down as it had been held together by a tie and I didn’t know. Here I was standing in front of a man whom we knew and talking and I suddenly found I couldn’t move. Looking down, I found my trousers were blocking my movement. imagine my plight.
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Oh! My! That’s traumatic! I have a friend whose slip fell to her knees as she crossed a busy street in Washington DC. Motorists gave her a thumbs up.
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😀😀
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I absolutely hate clothes that want to slither up. This reminds me of a pair of shorts that I had years ago that did that. It was awful.
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You are obviously a stalwart survivor!
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Haha…I was laughing while reading this. What an adventure Anne!
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I’m glad the top didn’t strangle me before I got home. I was ready to strangle it.
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Haha!
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I think I lost a calorie or 3 from anxiety just reading this Anne-
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Oh Anne! 😂 funny. I could just imagine this…..I hate that kind of top! Xxx
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I feel for you and your difficult top. Honestly, considering how much clothing costs I believe that it should do exactly what I want it to do. No sneaky behavior, thank you very much. Just make me look great and thin!
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The top was very inexpensive. I’m a miser, though, so I’m determined to get the better of it one way or another. If the top wins this war, I’ll let you know.
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I have (had) a black tank top I would wear under some of my tops to help keep me warm. That top would rise up and cause me all kinds of grief. I finally had enough and threw it in the trash can as fast as I could!
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You are smarter than I am. We’ll see if the top is more stubborn than I am.
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Oh UGH. I would HATE that! 😦
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I began to laugh with you, Anne, but remembered a top I bought that did the same slithery thing. I wore it twice before giving it up.
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I’ve worn this one twice. How many chances do you think I should give it? I won’t wear it in public next, that’s for sure.
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LOL! I wore mine to church when I first experienced the slither. I like the “reverse suspender” idea.
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Worry alone should *always* burn more calories! 😀
Your story brings to mind one of mine. I think you’ll get a kick out of it: https://crossedeyesanddottedtees.wordpress.com/2015/07/02/32a-my-first-bra/
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Oh, Ellie! That was too, too funny. Thanks for sharing it.
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Thanks, my pleasure!! 😁😁😁
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That was just super entertaining. I could just imagine you trying to get to the house, before being spotted. That was great!
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Thanks, Ron. As far as I know, I don’t have to live anything down in the neighborhood.
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LOL What a vision. I’ve had tops like that and they end up in the Goodwill pile.
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This one may end up there! I like it because it’s warm, though the warmth could come from two sources. If it crept up to my armpits, I’d be hot with embarrassment.
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You are hysterical!!
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You know, I feel like I truly know you.
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Isn’t it marvelous getting to know people through blogging? I’m a very open person for one reason. My face is like an open book. I can’t hide anything, and everyone can read me by looking at my face. When I was just a little child, I learned that I could never lie, because it would be written all over my face. That probably saved me lots of trouble in life.
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I know exactly how you feel!! Friday evening during my run I could feel that my tights kept inching down. Of course this was the time I had chosen to run beside a busy road so I couldn’t stop to hike them up:( I swear the crotch was at my knees by the time I got home! Bad enough to look funny, but the awkward feeling is even worse!
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That was worse than what happened to me!
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Ugh but it’s just so annoying!
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Annoyance should double the calorie burn.
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Yes! I love how you think🤣
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Oh my goodness Anne . . . you nearly became a FLASHER!
(actually laughing out loud here)
I wonder . . . since it was the ‘under’ layer to another top – and under your jacket too . . . perhaps try tucking the offending top into your trousers, to see if that will keep it anchored … and then put your other top, or jacket, over it. That way you’d have the warmth without the discomfort of all the bunching and riding up.
Other than that . . . since it was a bargain buy … cut it up into dusting and cleaning cloths. Ta daaah!
lol …. ~ Cobs. xxx
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Unfortunately, Cobs, there isn’t room for anything in my jeans but me. Good idea, though. As to cleaning cloths — I draw the line there. I hate cleaning, so I wouldn’t relegate the top to that. It would hurt me to use it for that once-a-year use.
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LOLOLOL.. er . . like I’m going to believe you only clean your house once a year! tsk tsk. lol
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Wishful thinking!
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what a mess! I wore a skirt several weeks ago to work, and when I got home I got rid of it . It caught up all day long-what a spectacle for the children who are so very glad to inform you of all sorts of such things!
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Guess you don’t need a mirror at 🏫 school.
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unfortunately, I did not. I felt the bunching and binding of that skirt and out it went the first few minutes I got home!!
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I admire people who can throw things out before chancing a repeat.
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Some times it is easy-that was one ill fitting skirt!
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In that case, it’s good you got rid of it quickly.
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I have had the same trouble with a t shirt I bought. Needless to say it ended up in the donate bin. This story made me smile, we are certainly never alone in an awkward situation 🌞
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I’m sorry we’ve been in awkward situations, but we can smile together!
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Hahaha! What a great story Anne. I was agonizing right with you through the whole thing.
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I knew I could count on your sympathy.
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Oh. My. Word. Anne! I must confess to laughing my way through this one! I remember as a kid just starting to wear nylons. Back then it was garters to hold them up. There was nothing worse than having one come loose in church and trying to hook the back one back up. I would always hook my skirt at the same time and it was embarrassing when that became evident! I was so grateful for pantyhose!
When being attacked by your clothing there is really not much one can do about it in public. You are so right about all the cameras around. I would hate to end up as a YouTube video!
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Weren’t garters the pits??? My first pair of hose had seams that SHOULD have been straight up the back of my leg.
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And did you get in on the fishnet stockings? Those were something else too!
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No, I missed the fishnet stockings. Wonder where I was????
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Maybe you could find a pair on ebay LOL!!
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Finding and buying would be two different things.
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so so true! It might be another item of clothing that would attack….
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I was going along with you 🙂
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I looked at your blog and could see only the About page. Thank you for reading mine.
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Thank you Anne, At the bottom of my About Page, there is a calendar. On the dates when I have posted something, there is a small line. If you click on that date you go to my page. Regards
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Haha, I feel your pain!
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Maybe it wants to be a scarf!
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