I’m here to tell you that tats are out, and nose décor will be the newest fad. Tattoos had been rising in popularity, judging by their visibility on the street. Once people see the possibilities of decorating their noses, this fashion will be nothing to sneeze at. Those looking for “green” possibilities will be thrilled. They can use organic elements found in their own gardens. Beat the rush! Get your style sheet today! Send in the Sinus Up Form immediately! Nathaniel is modeling the Wistful Wisteria Pod, a very popular look for August.
A few days ago grandson N picked all the pods under the pergola. Of course, being as tall as he is, he didn’t need a ladder.
He began to empty his pockets onto the table. I thought it was a magic trick, as they just kept coming and coming.
He asked us to guess how many there were.
I don’t remember who won, but the total was 75. We weighed the largest pod, showing 3 ounces. I didn’t think to weigh the whole crop.
If anyone wants some, please come help yourself. I’m wondering how we will dispose of them. If we take them to the dump, 75 pods might explode and cover the whole county next spring.
Mehrling Muse 
This brings backs a lot of memories..:)
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Do you have great experience with wisteria pods????? If so, I need to pick your brain.
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I have experience in pasting on my nose. Outside of that, I don’t have a clue😊
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Would you have further information about pasting on your nose??? I am intrigued. Don’t want to be too nosy!
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We just opened up the pods, put them on our noses and see who would be to keep them in the longest..:)
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That’s fun stuff theren Anne. N’s Darling.
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Fun stuff or stuffy nose? Nathaniel is on his way home, sleeping in the car as John chugs along to New York.
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You crack me up, Anne. Did you weigh the whole crop on your Pod Polder? Sorry, I had to ask. 😀
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We weighed only the largest wisteria pod. That would have been interesting to get the weight of the whole crop. How else could we compare our harvest next year? It’s too late now, because I’ve tossed a few in the garbage. Guess we’ll just have to pod along and try to remember the weigh to go next year.
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Nathaniel seems like such a good sport and a lot of fun!
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Nathaniel is a good sport. He was the one who started this by podding his nose!
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well, that’s funny! Though give me a tatoo any day – not really!
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This is the grandson who used to stick red wax from cheese on his face. He has now advanced to living botanicals.
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I’m not sure what you do with wisteria pods. Start a nursery?
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Not if it involves changing diapers!
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Good grief, is there no end to this young man’s talents?! 😀
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It was the end of his nose. Does that count?
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😀
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the “sinus up form” is quite clever. You and that wisteria! the saga continues!
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I’ve had a running battle with that wicked wisteria for three years. So far, I think it’s a draw.
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If it does become a fad, and, indeed, it looks like it might–you may hold on to those pods and get high dollar for them! 🙂
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LOL! Those pods are still on the porch. Our neighbors are coming for a cookout for Labor Day today. I’ll try to unload a few, but we MUST decide how to dispose of them. They are lethal time bombs.
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Lol!
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