Church Roulette

On the longest day of the year, we played church roulette and lost. It was Father’s Day. Our son had suggested several outings that John would like, and he chose going to Old Fort. Rather than go to church near home, we opted to drive first and be nearer our destination when we went to church. We were out of practice with the game, not having traveled on a Sunday in a long while. When we used to go on two-week vacations, we’d keep going toward our next stop and look for a church on the way. We didn’t have GPS devices or cell phones back then, but we did get off the interstates onto smaller roads. As we cruised through towns, we looked for Protestant churches that had a service in the next 15 minutes. Once in a while we found one with an early service, but if we didn’t, there was always the standard 11 o’clock time.

Today we were playing the modern way, with a Garmin poised and ready. I’d find a church listed with its distance, and John would approve or disapprove. This device didn’t give any information other than distance and time to travel. We thought we’d done it just right, getting off the interstate and arriving at the church only a few minutes late. Wrong! The large parking lot was totally empty. Not even hangers-on were still there. The sign explained everything. Service at 8:30; Sunday School at 9:30. We were there at 11:05. We lost.

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Andrew’s Geyser near Old Fort, NC

When we got to Andrew’s Geyser, John removed his jacket and tie. He would have been overdressed for a summer service in the South, anyway. We had bought barbeque sandwiches on the way and ate them beside a mountain stream. John is a train buff extraordinaire, so we were there to wait for a train, any train, that would climb through the Loops. Meanwhile, we were entertained by a young couple with a large dog. Repeatedly they threw an orange Frisbee, and the dog caught it like a football player. The dog began to run before his owner threw it, and he caught it midair almost every time. Play was wetter when the threesome went into the stream. The humans picked their way from rock to rock, but the dog could run in the stream. They were fun to watch.

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Photo taken 10/23/11. Think spring, not fall.

John had forgotten to bring a book, so he listened to a CD while I read the newspaper we’d brought from home. He had already read it online in the wee hours. Although he was in the car, his antennae were tuned for the sound of the train climbing the mountain. He was getting out of the car as I got up to get him. We watched the train, pulled by three diesels, as its wheels squealed around the steep curve. When the train had gone, we drove on a small gravel road over the mountain and down to Ridgecrest. John found a good place to park in Black Mountain minutes before the train passed. He considered it a successful celebration of the day, and we headed home.

Who Takes Pictures of Chickens?

Who takes pictures of chickens? I do when the situation presents itself. I was almost home from the morning walk and turned into our street. A chicken was strutting about on the lawn at the turn, clearly pleased to be there. Oh, no! Could it belong to our neighbors across from us who were away on vacation? Without thinking twice, I whipped out the toy camera and shot it. I talked to it for a minute and went home, wondering if I should text Shawn. I wouldn’t know how to handle a chicken, but I would have tried if she told me what to do. There ensued a string of messages.

Anne: Something fowl in Angie’s yard a few minutes ago. Brown with red comb. Hope it’s not yours. No others visible.

S: Oh, no!!!! Alive or dead?

A: Very much alive. If I see it again, what should I do? I took a photo. Don’t know that I could send it here.

S: Yes, u can send it here. If you can grab her they usually lay down for you and can u put her in the coop?

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A: Did the pic come through?

S: Yes, but we don’t think she’s ours. Our friend that’s caring for them is now heading over to check.

A short while later:

S: It’s not our chicken! Belongs to the teen who lives there.

A: Sorry to have troubled you about the chicken. Wanted to help if it had been yours.

S: No I’m so thankful you did as a fox could have gotten in the coop. Hence the fear.

I was relieved to see lights on in their house a few days later. I would be off chicken duty, with no need to take identity shots again.

John came in f062015 Neighbors on their roofrom our front porch and told me the neighbors were on their roof, cleaning the gutters. That was something I didn’t want to miss. I shouted to ask if I could take a picture, and they gave permission. I tell you, living in the Smokies is one fun adventure after another. I laughed when the owner sprayed the teen with the hose. It was a very warm day and undoubtedly felt good. If I’d been gardening, I might have gone over asking for a spray myself.

A Moving Visit with Sneaky Ad for WordPress

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Steve, Christ, and John

We had a great, short visit with John’s sister Chris and Steve. This is a tribute to their powers of concentration, rather than anything we did. They were in the middle of moving from Pennsylvania to South Carolina. Originally they planned to be here for three or four days, but the arrival of the moving van was advanced. They would be here only one night. You know their minds must have been racing ahead, mentally placing furniture in various rooms and trying to remember where they packed the coffee pot. You wouldn’t have known it from their conversation.

Chris has yet to see the house. She couldn’t be there when Steve was looking at it, so there was a flurry of phone calls and pictures before he signed the deal. We learned they were used to that. The same thing happened when they moved from Long Island to Morgantown, PA.

I’m currently taking the free on-line course Blogging101 given by WordPress. This is one of those hidden ads in plain sight, as you might see in a newspaper or magazine. Steve made a statement that Southern Living magazine has great tips on gardening, but he had not noticed answers to gritty questions like keeping a lawn looking great when the weeds come up. After they left, I leafed through the magazine on our counter. The editor wrote about the garden column in the current issue, giving the blog address as southernliving.com/grumpy. (Copy and paste that in your web browser.) Lo and behold! The blog is hosted by none other than WordPress! Hooray for the home team!

Chris and Steve left mid-morning, expecting the trip to take less than five hours to get to their new home. John and I are still marveling at the state of their cars. We peered in and exclaimed, “You can’t be moving! You can still see out of the back of your cars!”

They knew how to move the right way. All their belongings, except for a few items, were on the truck. We were the opposite. We made numerous trips in the big Jeep, back and forth, always loaded to the gunwales. The vehicle probably looked like a chicken coop – untidy, raggedy, with feathers flying out the windows. Several times John made a hasty sign that we could see through a rear window, “Do not open.” That was a warning that the window was booby-trapped and would spill out possessions if you made a mistake and opened it. I still think that some of the items we never found must have leaked out. Now, almost a year later, I’m often surprised to look in the rearview mirror and see the road behind me.

Riveting Post Yesterday: Blogging101 Day 9

Yesterday I left a message at The TechShroom Blog because I read and commented on several of her posts. If you wonder about modern technical mysteries, this is a marvelous blog to follow. I began chatting about recovering a note in Evernote.

“Thank you for writing about the trash in Evernote. I’m trying to use the app for notes and lists. The more you use it, the easier it gets, but I haven’t “arrived” yet. I’m glad to know you can recover files.”

I had to continue looking at other posts:

“After I read this post, I scrolled down and couldn’t stop reading. Your writing drew me like a magnet.”

I was totally hooked when she wrote about Skype:

“You wrote about Skype, and I use it often to talk to my daughter in Denmark. How different that is to the way I communicated with my parents! They lived in Tennessee, and I was in New York after John and I married in 1964. My mom and I wrote letters because none of us felt we could burn money calling long distance.”

After that I got carried away when I saw a post about her son’s wedding in England:

“I enjoyed reading about your son’s wedding. We lived in England from 1980 to 1982 and loved it. Our children were young, so we weren’t involved in any wedding while we lived there, but our house was just around the corner from a church. Somewhere in a box I have a bit of wedding confetti, kept because it was so different from ours in the states.”

I explained why I might not read her blog every day:

“We are going to have house guests throughout the summer, but I hope to go back and read your posts as time permits.”

My husband’s sister and her husband are due to arrive in our driveway at any moment, and I want to finish this and publish it, pronto!

Infinity Dreams Blog Award

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Hey there, blog world. My first ever blog award! Thank you to Word Wacker for nominating me for the Infinity Dreams Award. Its purpose is to get bloggers more connected with each other. Since I’m working on the Blogging 101 course through Blogging University at WordPress, it seems like that’s a good place to begin looking for more new connections.

The rules:

  1. Thank and follow the blog that nominated you.
  2. Tell us 11 facts about yourself.
  3. Answer the questions that were set for you to answer.
  4. Nominate 11 bloggers and set questions for them.

Eleven facts about myself:

  1. I am a cheerful chocoholic.
  2. One summer the high school teacher who taught business courses loaned me a typing textbook. Using it was the best DIY project I ever did.
  3. I love to read aloud to children; being read to is agony.
  4. Sight reading music on the piano is tremendous fun for me, but I cannot play by ear.
  5. I never lost my Southern accent while living in New York for 50 years.
  6. For 20 years I sewed all the clothes I wore until I discovered I could buy them cheaper ready made.
  7. I transcribed Braille with a stylus and slate for several years. Sending materials for the blind never required postage, even between England and the US.
  8. Decorating birthday cakes was a hobby I enjoyed when my children were young.
  9. Learning to identify birds and trees has been a life-long challenge. Being self-taught, I make a lot of mistakes.
  10. I adore falling water, as long as it’s not from a dripping faucet. There are five fountains in our house, three outside and two inside.
  11. I walk two miles a day, this being a most pleasant exercise in the mountains of North Carolina.

The questions set for me:

  1. Are you a morning person or a night person?

I’m such a morning person that my initials before and after marriage were AM!

  1. What is your favorite TV show (current or past, broadcast or cable or streaming)?

British comedies are my favorites. Things like To the Manor Born.

  1. What was/is your favorite subject in school? How about your least favorite?

English was probably my favorite. I did well in math, but I didn’t have an affinity for it.

  1. What is your favorite beverage to sip on a quiet evening?

Hot chocolate, but I indulge in that luxury only about five times a year.

  1. If you could magically get the answer to one question, what would that question be?

I would ask everyone I meet, “Would you tell me your life story? There is bound to be something fascinating about you and your experiences.”

  1. What kind of music or radio station do you listen to most often? (If you don’t listen, why not?)

I listen to Baroque, Renaissance, 20th century, New Age, and Celtic music.

  1. What is something about you that most people would find surprising?

I talk to animals. This morning I spoke to four sheep and a lamb in a pasture and a stray chicken on a neighbor’s lawn.

  1. If you were going to be an animal, what animal would it be?

I would love to be a seagull, soaring over the beach.

  1. Who do you imagine as the target audience for your blog?

Anyone who wants to read what I write is my welcomed audience.

  1. What is easiest for you about blogging? What is hardest?

The easiest thing about blogging is writing. I’ve been writing letters and blogs for 55 years. The hardest part is getting things posted correctly, like remembering to add tags.

  1. What’s one pet peeve?

It’s hard to be civil when someone insists on telling you the whole plot of a movie that you know you don’t want to see.

 

Questions for the people I am nominating:

  1. Do you have a hobby or hobbies?
  2. Did you come from a small or large family?
  3. What is your favorite cuisine?
  4. Where did you grow up?
  5. If you like writing, what made you aware of it?
  6. Where would you like to travel, if a reasonable amount of money were available?
  7. What language/s do you speak?
  8. Do you have a pet peeve?
  9. Can you touch type, or do you use the hunt and peck method?
  10. What is your favorite form of entertainment?
  11. How did you find WordPress?

The bloggers I am nominating (in no particular order) are:

Doing Life Together
The Serendipitous Sabbatical
Rendezvous En New York
Musings Of A Motley Soul
The TechShroom Blog
Defender Of Man
Sze Wey’s Kitchen Sink
Kimberley Nicholson
The Beautiful Hart Project
All Things Kalen: Gathering Stories
Confusedandcrazilycurious

Blogging101: Providing Your Own Art

In reading lots of blogs from my classmates in Blogging101, I noticed that many of them provided their own photographs.  In addition, some of them took shots of their own artwork.  It didn’t take much to recognize these people as creative folks, real artists.  Of course, writing is an art in itself, but I take that one for granted.  If something comes easily to you, you tend to think anyone else can do it if they try.

I’ve added photos before, but my challenge today is to attach an audio file.   A couple of years ago I had occasion to play the piano while people were coming into the church for a service.  Wanting to hear what I sounded like to others, I recorded a snippet with a tablet.  I include it here under the guise of providing my own art.   If you decide to listen to it, please do so as my audience would have done.  They came in at the last minute, greeted the usher, looked around to see where they wanted to sit, waved to friends in the choir, greeted people across the aisle, silenced cell phones, and checked to see if they needed to go to the bank on the way home.  I might have sounded pretty good to that group.

I found out the hard way that I can’t attach a WAV file.  Thinking an MP3 file would be acceptable, I found a free application and converted my little dinky piece to that format.  Only then did I see the fine print.  The only files that can be added to a free blog site are the following: jpg, jpeg, png, gif, pdf, doc, ppt, odt, pptx, docx, pps, ppsx, xls, xlsx, key.  What a relief!  Now I won’t embarrass myself in front of you.  Thanks for reading this far, anyway.

Lynching at J Creek

I’ve walked a mile to the creek approximately 167 times since we moved to NC. I’m sure I’ve seen at least one new thing on every walk. Today I was enjoying the lovely sound of water rushing over rocks when I noticed a bottle hanging from the bridge. It was swaying lifelessly in the breeze from its invisible tether. Curiosity compelled me to go on the bridge where I found a fine nylon string tied to a reflector. The lynching of the bottle was a deliberate thing. My questions are, “Why? What did that bottle do to deserve such an untimely end? Will it be left for weeks as a warning to other bottles?”

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I stop to speak to the four sheep and a new lamb whenever they are close enough to the road to hear me. I checked twice and saw only four animals. Walking on, I saw the fifth in the next pasture. The lamb bleated, and the sheep I was looking at stopped eating and shouted bah-aack. I’m wondering if the lamb is being weaned.

My mother loved the pileated woodpecker she saw in the thicket behind our hous061515 Pileated woodpecker poses on poste in West Tennessee. I suspect she identified with it, being reserved and reclusive herself. Once she pointed it out to me when I happened to be standing next to her at the back of the property. Fast forward 60 years, and I had a clear sighting on our own post. John and I were eating breakfast inside when I saw the large bird land on the wooden fence. He checked out several sections before I scared him away trying to get his picture. Come to think of it, our family resembles that bird. Our son $ is as camera shy as the woodpecker.

Speeding in Virginia

Where is a tape recorder when you need one? As has happened so often, my husband, son, and I were driving in the car together when $ asked, “Did I ever tell you about ….?”

I am promising myself that next time I’ll grab my phone and get the next few minutes recorded when he begins a sentence like that. The tale is usually something from his youth that he was not willing to divulge before. Though he grew up a Yankee, he has lived in NC long enough to learn how to tell a tale like a Southern storyteller. His voice changes a little bit, and his timing is perfect. He has an instinct for knowing what to include and what to leave dangling. I’ll attempt to tell his three-dimensional tale in two dimensions, knowing it may fall flat.

This story began when I asked who taught him to drive. I remember being in the car with his two sisters when they had learners’ permits, but I had no memory of his driving. John and $ figured out I hadn’t been with him because he took a driver’s ed class in high school. $ stated he failed the driver’s test miserably. He said, “You must have taken me for the test, Dad. I hadn’t gone more than a block when the tester told me I hadn’t put on my seat belt and wouldn’t pass. I went to live with Lise [in Stanley, NC], and Mike [her husband] taught me to drive.”

That’s when he asked, “Did I ever tell you about the time I was stopped for speeding in Virginia?”

He continued, “Everybody knew the whole state of Virginia was a speed trap back then. I was intent on driving and paid no attention to my speedometer. The cop pulled me over, and when he came to my window, he said the usual things about speeding. I knew I was going to get a ticket. He asked, ‘Do you know how fast you were going? Just what do you think you were doing, son?’”

$ told how everything spilled out. His voice was thick with tension as he said, “Sir, I got my license three days ago and bought this car the same day. I don’t know how to drive a stick shift. I’m going to Long Island, and I’m scared I won’t get through New York City before dark.”

The cop said, “So….you’re a new driver with a car you caint drive, and you’re goin’ to New York? Caint blame you. You go on then, but keep the speed down, son.”

Gun Shots in the Neighborhood

As I came down the street from my daily walk to the creek, I saw Ron on his front porch. He is always fun to talk to, full of good stories told in the great Southern tradition. He wondered if I’d seen his wife Amy picking up trash that had been strewn about their yard the day before. We have no garbage pickup here, having to take our trash to a recycling center down the highway. Where the garbage bag came from, he didn’t know, because no one leaves stuff outside to tempt the local wildlife. A raccoon was tearing at it as he watched from the porch. He reached for his .22, popped a shot at the animal, and it ran off, leaving a mess behind.

That conversation led to shooting in general, as Ron recounted a feat of marksmanship. He had a friend, lived up on the mountain, who was a retired New York City cop. They were near a sign that had fallen down on Ron’s property, and Tom teased that Ron wouldn’t be able to hit it from 5 feet away. They kept on walking, and Tom challenged him again.

“Hey!” Ron said, “You’ve changed the rules. We’re much farther away now.”

Ron turned, lifted his gun, aimed at the sign and hit it on the lower left corner.

Tom jeered, “Almost missed it! Better try again!”

Ron hit the lower right corner, followed by the upper right and upper left in quick succession.

He explained to me, “I had five shots, so I used the last to hit it square in the middle.”

Tom, who had been in tense situations in the Bronx while on duty, said, “Man! You’re a better shot than I am! If we’re ever in trouble, I want to be behind you!”

Ron had a good comeback. He said, “If we’re in trouble, you’ll have to run to stay behind me.”

The moral of this story is that if you’re from far away, don’t mess with a Southern boy who grew up with guns. He can probably out-shoot you without half trying and make fun of himself afterwards.

Just????

Just is just a word, right? I think there is more to the little word than dictionaries explain. People sprinkle it throughout their speech with abandon. The standard definition is that “just” can be either an adjective or an adverb. In my opinion, it has become a connecting word that has nothing to do with a topic of conversation. I began to listen to folks talking, wanting to have a good example to examine.

Forgive the capitals, but I found a quote in the newspaper* that shows what I’m talking about.

 “I’m still scared to death, but it was JUST time to do this,” he said. “We JUST found this awesome little space that fit our needs, and it’s JUST been coming together ever since….”

The reporter would not have included the “ums” or “ahs” of the interview. However, four-letter “just” has lots more clout, not easily dismissed. The first time I mentioned this connecting phenomenon to my husband, I used the word twice in the next sentence. Golly! I’d been infected without knowing it! I need a speech filter immediately, and it’s not sold on Amazon!

 *Byrd, Caitlin. “Asheville clothing store MTN Merch to open.” Asheville Citizen-Times June 10, 2015