John came home from choir rehearsal telling about grandson David’s show-stopping pun. Bear in mind that Asheville is noted for people who have a very liberal lifestyle. Choir member Nick saw an equal number of men in the tenor and bass sections. He asked the director, “Would you rather I’d sing tenor or bass. I can do either one.”
David said, “Nick is bi-sectional.”
There was stunned silence for a moment until people realized it was a pun, and then everyone burst out laughing.