John came home from choir rehearsal telling about grandson David’s show-stopping pun. Bear in mind that Asheville is noted for people who have a very liberal lifestyle. Choir member Nick saw an equal number of men in the tenor and bass sections. He asked the director, “Would you rather I’d sing tenor or bass. I can do either one.”
David said, “Nick is bi-sectional.”
There was stunned silence for a moment until people realized it was a pun, and then everyone burst out laughing.
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Oh my this made me literally laugh out loud. 💗
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That was a showstopper.
Massive Hugs xxx
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I suspect David has made his mark in the choir.
xxx Laughing Hugs xxx
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Verrrry funny Anne! Good 0l’ shocker!
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That is a good one!!
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where in the world did he get such wit? hahaha
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.streathamchoral.com/blog/2018/9/20/sectionals-what-on-earth-are-they%3fformat=amp
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That’s a great article, Rooster.
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😉
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Wow1 That he can sing both is really something special.
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Nick is a very good musician and comes from a family of musical people.
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Well, it’s the truth!
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Oh, my word, that is hysterical. To have been a fly on the wall!!
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I would love to have heard the stunned silence.
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Me too 🤣
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I love all puns. Glad to see that your family loves them too.
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I’m glad you love puns. John’s dad was the one who inspired us. Our children pun occasionally, but the grandsons enter in with fervor.
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I loved when mine were old enough to understand puns.
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Cute!
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Nice to hear from you! I hope you are doing well.
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Yes, busy after a vacation and birthdays and anniversaries. I enjoyed catching up with you and your family.
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That David is quick on his feet!
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LOLOL. I laughed out loud and had to read this to Lar. We both laughed. It would have been fun to see the faces of the choir members after that comment.
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It’s too bad there wasn’t a video of the choir that night.
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That would have been priceless!!
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